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arima wrote a new blog post: Thermo flask – Hot and Cold 1 year, 2 months ago · View
Chikki goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?” The clerk replies, “That is a thermos flask.” Chikki then asks, “What does it do?” The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.” Chikki says, “I’ll take it!” The next [...]
arima wrote a new blog post: Where does the Sun go? 1 year, 2 months ago · View
Nithu : “Sattu, Where does the Sun go at night?”
Sattu : It does not go anywhere. It remains there, but we cannot see due to darkness.
arima wrote a new blog post: How Nithu got through his job interview 1 year, 2 months ago · View
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good. Nithu : Bad. Interviewer : Come. Nithu : Go. Interviewer : Ugly. Nithu : Pichlli. Interviewer : U G L Y? Nithu : PICHILLY!!!!! Interviewer : Shut Up. Nithu : Keep Talking. Interviewer : Get Out. Nithu : Come In. Interviewer : Oh! my God. Nithu : [...]
arima wrote a new blog post: At School – Student and Teacher Jokes 1 year, 2 months ago · View
Teacher : Bunty, go to the map and find North America. Bunty : Here it is! Teacher : Correct. Now…..class, tell me who discovered America? Class : Bunty! Teacher : Bunty, how do you spell “Crocodile”? Bunty : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” Teacher : No, that’s wrong. Bunty : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I [...]
arima wrote a new blog post: Store Jokes 1 year, 2 months ago · View
Unbreakable Toy Only a week after Christmas an irate Mum stormed into the toy shop. “I’m bringing back this unbreakable toy fire engine, It’s useless!” she said to the man behind the counter. “Surely your son hasn’t broken it already?” he asked. “No, he’s broken all his other toys with it!” Waiting At a department store, a [...]
arima wrote a new blog post: Inspirational Quotes in English 1 year, 2 months ago · View
arima wrote a new blog post: The Enchanted Brahman’s Son 1 year, 2 months ago · View
In the city of Radschagriha, there lived a Brahman by the name of Deva sarman. His childless wife wept bitterly whenever she saw the neighbors’ children. One day the Brahman said to her, “Dear one, stop your grieving. Behold, I was offering a sacrifice for the birth of a son when an invisible being said to [...]
arima wrote a new blog post: The Dog That Went Abroad 1 year, 2 months ago · View
In a certain place there once lived a dog by the name of Tschitranga, which means “having a spotted body.” A lengthy famine set in. Because they had no food, the dogs and other animals began to leave their families. Tschitranga, whose throat was emaciated with hunger, was driven by fear to another country. There in [...]
arima wrote a new blog post: Dharmabuddhi and Paapabuddhi 1 year, 2 months ago · View
In a certain place there lived two friends, Dharmabuddhi, which means “having a just heart” and Pâpabuddhi, which means “having an unjust heart.” One day Pâpabuddhi thought to himself, “I am a simpleton, plagued with poverty. I am going to travel abroad with Dharmabuddhi, and earn money with his help. Then I will cheat him [...]
arima wrote a new blog post: The Transformed Mouse Seeks a Bridegroom3 1 year, 2 months ago · View
On the shore of the Ganges there was a hermitage filled with holy men dedicated to prayer, self denial, repentance, the study of holy scriptures, fasting, and meditation. They drank only small amounts of very pure water, and mortified their bodies with a diet of bulbs, roots, fruits, and water plants. Their only clothing were [...]
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