Mar 8th, 2011 by arima
Teacher : Bunty, go to the map and find North America.
Bunty : Here it is!
Teacher : Correct. Now…..class, tell me who discovered America?
Class : Bunty!
Teacher : Bunty, how do you spell “Crocodile”?
Bunty : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
Teacher : No, that’s wrong.
Bunty : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
Teacher : Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE”?
Bunty : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.
Teacher : Bunty, your composition on “My Dog is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Bunty : No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Bunty : Because George still had the axe in his hands?