Unbreakable Toy
Only a week after Christmas an irate Mum stormed into the toy shop. “I’m bringing back this unbreakable toy fire engine, It’s useless!”, she said to the man behind the counter.
“Sure…..hope your son hasn’t broken it already?” he asked.
“No, he’s broken all his other toys with it!”
Waiting
At a department store, a small boy was standing at the foot of the down escalator, looking intently at the moving handrail.
The store manager, walking by stopped and asked, “Is there something wrong, sonny?”
“Nope,” replied the boy. “I’m just waiting for my bubble gum to come back.”
Card Shop
Chikki had been searching through a stationer’s stock of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, “Just what is it you’re looking for? A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend? An anniversary, or a congratulations to your mom and dad?”
Chikki shook his head and answered, “No. Do you have any blank report cards?”
