He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?”

The clerk replies, “That is a thermos flask.”

Chikki then asks, “What does it do?”

The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.”

Chikki says, “I’ll take it!”

The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His boss sees him and asks, “What is that shiny object with you?”

“It’s a thermos flask.”

“What does it do?”

“It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

“Wow, what do you have in it?”

“Two cups of coffee and a cup of coke.”

Sattu : It does not go anywhere. It remains there, but we cannot see due to darkness.

Teacher : Bunty, how do you spell “Crocodile”?
Bunty : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
Teacher : No, that’s wrong.
Bunty : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

Teacher : Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE”?
Bunty : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.

Teacher : Bunty, your composition on “My Dog is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Bunty : No, teacher, it’s the same dog!

Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Bunty : Because George still had the axe in his hands?

Only a week after Christmas an irate Mum stormed into the toy shop. “I’m bringing back this unbreakable toy fire engine, It’s useless!” she said to the man behind the counter.

“Surely your son hasn’t broken it already?” he asked.

“No, he’s broken all his other toys with it!”

Waiting

At a department store, a small boy was standing at the foot of the down escalator, looking intently at the moving handrail.

The store manager, walking by stopped and asked, “Is there something wrong, sonny?”

“Nope,” replied the boy. “I’m just waiting for my bubble gum to come back.”

Card Shop

Chikki had been searching through a stationer’s stock of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, “Just what is it you’re looking for? A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend? An anniversary, or a congratulations to your mom and dad?”

Chikki shook his head and answered, “No. Er….got any blank report cards?”

1. Whatever you are, be a good one. - Abraham Lincoln
2. It’s not how good you are. It’s how good you want to be. - Paul Arden
3. No one is perfect – that’s why pencils have erasers. - Author Unknown
4. Writing is good, thinking is better. Cleverness is good, patience is better. - Hermann Hesse
5. There is more treasure in books than in all the pirates’ loot on the Treasure Island. - Walt Disney
6. Live with intention. Walk to the edge. Listen hard. Practice wellness. Play with abandon. Laugh. Choose with no regret. Appreciate your friends. Continue to learn. Do what you love. Live as if this is all there is. - Mary Anne Radmacher
7. Every child is born a genius. - Richard Buckminster Fuller
8. Family is the most important thing in the world. - Princess Diana
9. If you only have one smile in you, give it to the people you love. - Maya Angelou