At School – Student and Teacher Jokes

Student Teacher Jokes

Teacher : Bunty, go to the map and find North America.

Bunty : Here it is!

Teacher : Correct. Now…..class, tell me who discovered America?

Class : Bunty!

Teacher : Bunty, how do you spell “Crocodile”?

Bunty : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L

Teacher : No, that’s wrong.

Bunty : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

Teacher : Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE”?

Bunty : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.

Teacher : Bunty, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

Bunty : No, teacher, it’s the same dog!

Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

Bunty : Because George still had the axe in his hands?

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